Stockroom Spotlight: Fort Troff Toys
Since we've been exploring the joys of butt sex this month, we thought that we'd take a look at one of our favorite brands for anal play, especially play that gets rough and hard: Fort Troff.
As a company, Fort Troff's primary market has always been gay men. In an interview several years back, CEO Louis Ceruzzi described Fort Troff as "The hardcore gay bad boy club," and they've done their best to live up to that reputation (if not expand it) in both their products and their marketing materials. But no matter what your gender, Fort Troff is great for when you want to take that rough and rowdy masc side of you out for some wild play. Gay leathermen, hetero couples, butch dykes, and transmasc folks alike will find something to enhance their play in Fort Troff's products.
FFister Glove
For example: If you've already enjoyed basic anal penetration using cocks, dildos, or plugs, you may find yourself tempted by the delights of fisting. The FFister Glove, made of stretchy, cushioned TPE (thermoplastic elastomer) is a great tool to make those first explorations more comfortable for both the top and the bottom.
Fisting comes with a lot of risks: You can tear the anal linings with a stray fingernail or knuckle, especially if one of you is new to the practice. The FFister Glove helps with that. It also gives kind of an elegant look to your kinky play. The cuff covers the forearm, looking a little like you're getting ready to go to the opera.
Robo Rimmer Butt Plug
For more... mechanical pleasure in your asshole, the Robo Rimmer is a powerful piece of equipment to add to your nightly repertoire. Good for either solo play or tormenting a partner in the most delightful way, the Robo Rimmer is a <ahem> generously-sized silicone butt plug (4.5" long, 2.5" diameter) that's got two motors inside to send waves of vibration cascading through those sensitive anal muscles and tissues.
Because this is the 21st century, it comes with a remote control, giving you even more subtle control over the intensity and patterns being delivered to the wearer's ass. If that's you, well — no one knows better than you what you need. During partnered sex, it lets the top the opportunity for a touch of sadism through tease and denial; crank it up to the max, then ease it back just as the poor tormented bottom is just hitting that much-desired peak.
Not that we would behave in such a way of course. But if you're into that kind of thing, it's there for you.
Hydro-Pro Cleansing System
Butt sex gets better and safer when you clean out beforehand. It doesn't have to be a job, either; enema play can be the prelude to the main event, depending on your own tastes and predilections. Fort Troff's Hydro-Pro Cleansing System is one of the better ways of doing a quick, comfortable cleansing that we've seen.
The nozzle, made of medical-grade silicone, is flexible enough for a good angle, but firm enough to give you easy control on where you're cleansing. The rechargeable pump has three different levels of water flow. Between the adaptability and the generously-sized tank, we feel comfortable saying that it rivals shower attachments in terms of how effectively it does the job. (But without having to carry the whole damn shower with you.)
Thruster Mini Fuck Machine Dildo
You're never lost for hot fun when you have a good, strong dildo nearby to fill that aching void inside you, and Fort Troff's Thruster Mini Fuck Machine Dildo will definitely fill it. It comes in either the natural human-shaped model, or the multi-colored "tendril" models that look like something you'd find in a Lovecraftian sex dungeon. If you ever craved getting plowed by Cthulhu or one of his Mythos pals, add the Blue or Red Tendril to your shopping list.
Whether you're going for the natural look or not, the Thruster lives up to its name. You can use the built-in vibration mode (complete with wireless remote) to get a pounding from the built-in torque engine, or just slap the suction cup against something solid and take it in manual mode. If you like shower toys, the Thruster is water-resistant enough to survive both you and the shower.
One of the nice features of the Thruster isn't immediately obvious, but you'll feel it when you first start penetration. The head is a little softer than the shaft, making it a gentler way to ease open tight spots.
Kum Keeper Plug
Last but not least, take a look at the Kum Keeper Plug. The Kum Keeper is a variant on the classic tunnel plug, made to keep your butt wide open for insertion. The main difference between the Kum Keeper and the standard tunnel plug is that once you've filled the hole with lube, water, cum, or whatever, you can insert the stopper in the base to make sure that it stays there. It's a really lovely way to plug your bottom and keep them full.
That's not the complete Fort Troff collection, but it is a decent start at surveying the solid work that this company does. We encourage you to explore their products and let them give you even more playtime ideas.
